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LiveBlogging Hollywood Week
So, Christopher and I enjoy watching American Idol together from time to time, and I'm letting him stay up slightly later than usual to watch the first hour of Hollywood week (and by "week" I mean "day", thanks to the interminable audition episodes).
It occurred to me during the show that it would be funny to live blog his commentary:
On the rocker chick: "She sounds....different."
On the long-haired blonde dude: "He sings like a farmer."
On the guy who plays the drums: "That's not a good idea."
On the sultry Venezuelan dude: "Why does he have a ponytail? His hair is kind of like Daddy's but Daddy would never do that with his hair. He probly wouldn't like that."
On the girl with tattoo sleeves: "Did her Mom let her do that?"
On the guy from Blue Springs, Missouri: "Why the heck is his tongue blue?"
On Perrie Cataldo: "Not very good."
On the nerdy guy from Dallas: "I like him because his hair is curly like Daddy's. But Daddy's bigger than that boy. Or man. Or whatever."
Stay tuned tomorrow!
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The hair comments are the best.